beam2k:

Concept Art by Ryan Meinerding

verhkrys:

the-malicious-manifesto:

iamnotswarley:

melethril:

nobodysmuse:

callmekitto:

revivi:

siksta:

#Fun fact: We were asked to scream when running out of the gala #but none of us knew much german #so a lot of people were screaming the only German things they knew #Wiener Schnitzel #Oktoberfest #Schadenfreude

Omg, Revvi.  Are you serious? LMAO

100% serious. The three I tagged were the most common, but there was a few  ”kindergarten”s here and there as well. One girl really did know German, and she was utterly baffled by what was going on. 

this is the best story

Oh my god I’m dying… It’s just the mental image… a crazy alien has just stabbed a man in his eye (sort of) and people run away screaming “OKTOBERFEST!” canlskcjanscjkna send help kslnckasnc

This is officially the best thing ever. I’d like subtitles for the screaming on the DVD, plz.

OH MY GOD CAN’T STOP LAUGHING HALP

…… decided I need to go see the movie again just to check for this

If only Vadum and I were there. There’d be two individuals screaming “NEIN, EINE ZITRONE IST NICHT GUT.”

NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN

masterarrowhead:

element-of-change:

Most inevitable gif in the history of gifs…



I have a feeling that I might actually start liking her. :I

masterarrowhead:

element-of-change:

Most inevitable gif in the history of gifs…

I have a feeling that I might actually start liking her. :I

reaill:

veritykindle:

legodildo:

janeturenne:

humancastiel:

tonysboypussy:

blueisacolour:

WHO SAID IT WAS OK TO POST SOMETHING THIS HORRIBLE!??!??

hahah wow brb straddling a fencepost

My first reaction was ‘Nice thought but there’s no way, Coulson is much younger than…’ and then I stopped mid-thought.

Because you know what.

You know what.

After Steve, the US government had to keep trying to recreate the Super-Soldier Serum.

And who

and who

would be the FIRST DAMN PERSON IN LINE to volunteer?

They told us it never worked again.  And that was kind of true.  They never again recreated the super-strength or the gleaming pecs.  But other things, they got right.  They got the vastly delayed aging.  And the kind of reflexes that make a man able to take out two armed thugs with a bag of flour.  And the talent for leading through example.  And they got the most important part, Erskine’s favorite part: the magnification of moral fiber, taking the loyalty and selflessness of a loyal and selfless man and making him into something spectacular.

Coulson didn’t buy those vintage cards on Ebay.

He’s had them since he was a little boy.

That little boy right there.

Oh god… oh god no dear god

so many feels oh gosh

phil baby why

cries f roevrb

/sobs in a very hideous manner

rebelliousleader:

centaurschesticle:

poop-things:

because

omg perfect


SIGNLESS STOP BEING A PEDO;;;;;

rebelliousleader:

centaurschesticle:

poop-things:

because

omg perfect

SIGNLESS STOP BEING A PEDO;;;;;

avatarstateyipyip:

pizzaforpresident:

So in one week we’ve got three cannibal cases in Florida, a man spitting blood all over a highway patrol officer, another man disemboweling himself and then throwing his intestines at two police officers, and a woman beheading her infant and eating it’s brain…….

SALG BABY, COME HERE. I WILL PROTECT YOU ;A;/

detective-neuro:

meximeximan:

oh my GOD

fgdsgfdg

skljedhflkjsshdPERFECTION

detective-neuro:

meximeximan:

oh my GOD

fgdsgfdg

skljedhflkjsshdPERFECTION

sexistmorons:

babybritainx:

JC Penney’s new ad for Father’s Day
The text reads: 
“First Pals: What makes Dad so cool? He’s the swim coach, tent maker, best friend, bike fixer and hug giver—all rolled into one. Or two.” The text at the bottom reads: “Real-life dads, Todd Koch and Cooper Smith with their children Claire and Mason.”

sexistmorons:

babybritainx:

JC Penney’s new ad for Father’s Day

The text reads: 

“First Pals: What makes Dad so cool? He’s the swim coach, tent maker, best friend, bike fixer and hug giver—all rolled into one. Or two.” The text at the bottom reads: “Real-life dads, Todd Koch and Cooper Smith with their children Claire and Mason.”

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technoskates:

assaultdattrack:

GUYS I SEEM TO HAVE LOST MY ABILITY TO CAN

ilovecharts:

-christina-n-weber 

Salg I think I found the formula for you.

ilovecharts:

-christina-n-weber 

Salg I think I found the formula for you.

amymebberson:

Disney Wonderground Gallery opens Saturday June 9! I’ll be there from 11-1pm signing and saying hello with other awesome artists, so if you’re in SoCal, stop by and say hi! Disney Wonderground is in Downtown Disney (outside the park, so completely free to hang out and visit!

I’ll have 3 pieces in the show and here are two of them! The third piece is a secret but I can say it’s a custom vinylmation - a new sculpt being unveiled for the first time at Disney Wonderground.

UM PROBLEM! Brave seems to be set in either Scotland, or Ireland. That up there is clearly a Norse design, as IT IS NOT SYMMETRICAL.

DON’T U KNO THE CELTS ARE ALL ABOUT SYMMETRY?

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briannacherrygarcia:

wicabeth:

I can’t believe this hasn’t spread like wildfire yet. Just keep repeating and let your mind take you to glorious places.

I….

Uh…….

I……..

averyniceprince:

cappu
detective-neuro:

wholockian-221b:

ladykalavera:

Oh.My.God

Holy. Crap.

fgdsfdgf ded

Why….wat. But….I AM HIGHLY CONFUSED WITH THIS COUNTRY THAT I LIVE IN

detective-neuro:

wholockian-221b:

ladykalavera:

Oh.My.God

Holy. Crap.

fgdsfdgf ded

Why….wat. But….I AM HIGHLY CONFUSED WITH THIS COUNTRY THAT I LIVE IN